before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??