Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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