oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Terrible idea I love it
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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