Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
