doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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