You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
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