Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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