I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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