Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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