If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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