Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We named our party play list daddy issues
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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