Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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