do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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