If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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