id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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