heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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