she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
