the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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