1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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