i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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