Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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