I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
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In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
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He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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