haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
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wanna hang out?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..