Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.