Even the bartender felt bad for me
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
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I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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