It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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