I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...