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(863): View more from Florida

haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people

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(845): View more from New York

whjeg hajt iyt

(914): View more from New York

say what?

(845): View more from New York

wanna hang out?

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(740): View more from Ohio

We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!

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(503): View more from Oregon

She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.

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(503): View more from Oregon

I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?

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(614): View more from Ohio

hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked

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(315): View more from New York

I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..

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