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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.

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• (716): View more from New York

  can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat

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• (516): View more from New York

  I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  Im just a social blackout drinker.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!

  (216): View more from Ohio

  Look at your life. Look at your choices.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?

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• (254): View more from Texas

  If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.

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