is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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