people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Panties = found
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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