i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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