You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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