Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
People in love make me want to vomit
I woke up with a black eye and dim memories of announcing that i had super powers. I shoved my pockets full of canned tuna and tried to jump off the balcony. And then my boyfriend called the cops.
so you're not coming in to work today?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though