I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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