Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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