whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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