I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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