Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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