i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Is it because I queefed?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
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I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
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