it hurts more in the daytime
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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