Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I can't turn off my feet"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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