Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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