# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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