Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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