is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
