I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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