yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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