Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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