i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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