Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
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She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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