Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
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it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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