i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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