smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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