What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I believe in your delicious
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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