there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
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I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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