she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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