I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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