You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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